Define "chronic" masturbator.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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