I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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