And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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