No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize