doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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