I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I look better un-naked...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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