You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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