pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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