WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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