Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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