i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Terrible idea I love it
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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