belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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