BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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