I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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