am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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