Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
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We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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