Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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