I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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