If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Randomize
