Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just found puke in my bra..
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
This is the high leading the old right now
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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