I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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