what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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