She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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