My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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