i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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