i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You made out with two different species that night
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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