I hate your face
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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