There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Randomize
