Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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