Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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