I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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