absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Randomize
