some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
