Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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