I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
We had sex on a dog bed..
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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