i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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