I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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