Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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