NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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