Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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