fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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