is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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