Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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