sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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