Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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