When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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