I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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