So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
