great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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