You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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